Popular Dr. Douglas Fargo Quotes
Fargo: it says unknown caller, what do you think the roaming charges are in space?
Zane: Answer it!
Zane: Tell me that's not another oxygen leak.
Fargo: it's not another oxygen leak.
Zane: You're lying.
Fargo: Big time, we're screwed.
Jo: What'd ya do?
Fargo: I got rid of her. It's for the best. So... who wants breakfast?
Fargo: If it wasn't for your stupid self-help tapes, none of us would be in this mess. I hope you're going to put that in your report!
Holly: First of all, tapes? Are we living in 1982? Second, what report?
I killed myself at MIT while everyone else was killing orcs and trolls and getting booty!
Fargo: It's like having our own Professor Xavier.
Carter: Who is Professor Xavier?
Zane: I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that.
Holly: Have you seen this?
Fargo: I did just give it to you.
Holly: Just think they will get to see things we have only imagined through probe energy and spectroscopic data.
Fargo: Assuming they live that long. That guy hasn't run for anything since our Warcraft guild elected a new secretary.
What kind of mathematician can't get to FIFTY!
Lupo
Fargo: Why don't I get to choose my own partner, I am the boss.
Lupo: Out here I'm the boss, [drops rope] jump rope Suzy.
Henry: Jack be careful, the building maybe unstable.
Carter: Noted, unstable bank, [mumbles] but, what bank is'nt?
I scratched the ISS, now they will never let me be an astronaut.
