Dr. Gregory House Quotes
Lola: You're not gonna tell me it's a bad idea? Why give a kidney to someone who might not be able to use it?
House: Not my area. That is, however, my chair.
Dr. Cameron: His heart rate is 130 and rising like a Randy Johnson line drive.
House: 'A' for effort.
Call me when he's stable — or dead.
Dr. Cameron: But there isn't a treatment for Hepatitis E - either he'll get better on his own, or he'll continue to deteriorate.
House: Yeah, I went to medical school, too.
Dr. Foreman: I took this job to work with you, not cover your ass. Your Vicodin.
House: And your solution is to give me drugs. That's interesting.
Dr. Foreman: No. Now I'm covering my ass. Take your pills before you kill this kid.
House: If the artery expands, the clot might move on its own. That's very creative. Why didn't you mention this before?
Dr. Chase: Well, I... I didn't think of it before.
House: You should've.
Dr. Cuddy: I'll give you a week off clinic duty if you can go a week off narcotics.
House: No way! I love the clinic.
Dr. Cuddy: You love the pills. Two weeks.
House: Pills don't make me high. They make me neutral.
Dr. Cuddy: A month.
House: You're on, mister.
Dr. Cuddy: It's not just your leg. You wanna get high. You're doing, what, 80 milligrams a day?
House: No. That's way too much. Moderation is the key. Unless there's pain.
Dr. Cuddy: It's double what you were taking when I hired you.
House: 'Cause you're twice as annoying.
Phone works. Next time you want to make me feel all warm and fuzzy, leave me a message.
Dr. Wilson: (quoting a poem from a patient of House's) "The healer with his magic powers! / I could rub his gentle brow for hours. / His manly chest, his stubbled jaw, / Everything about him leave me raw..."
House: Psych ward's upstairs
Dr. Wilson: "...with joy. Oh, House your very name / Will never leave this girl the same." It's not bad for an 82-year-old. She asked me to give that to her true love.
House: What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.
Dr. Wilson: That's fairly disgusting.
House: That's ageism.
Dr. Wilson: You better watch yourself around this babe.
House: I want you to go to his house and find his stash. I'll bet you know all the good hiding spots.
Dr. Foreman: Actually, I never did drugs.
House: (speaking to Cameron) Better go with him. In case he gets high.
You're brain damaged. Doomed to feeling good for the rest of your life.
