Dr. Lisa Cuddy Quotes
Season 7, Episode 23: "Moving On"
Cuddy: I haven't dated anyone since you.
House: You know what they say, once you go gimp...
• Rating: Unrated
Cuddy: It's a privacy curtain.
Foreman: Wasn't working.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cuddy: I don't get it.
House: You masturbate to Owen Wilson.
Cuddy: I meant the box.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 22: "After Hours"
House: There are no cars coming. Just go.
Rachel: The light is red, ye bloody scallywag.
Dr. Cuddy: Stop with the pirate talk.
House: If you don't want Brownbeard to end up with two wooden legs, better get your ma to move this ship, you mangy bilge rat.
Dr. Cuddy: Of course... you showed her that filthy cartoon. What kind of idiot lets a three-year-old watch that?
House: If you want to lecture me on my poor judgment, there seems to be more relevant examples.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 16: "Out of the Chute"
Cuddy: I can't fix his problem. I am his problem.
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Cuddy: When things go run, I don't wanna hope I'm not alone, I wanna know it.
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Season 7, Episode 15: "Bombshells"
Dr. Cuddy: You don't take Vicodin because you're scared. You take it so you won't feel pain. Everything you've ever done is to avoid pain. Drugs, sarcasm... keeping everybody at arm's length so no one can hurt you.
House: As opposed to everyone else in the world who goes looking for pain like it's buried treasure?
Dr. Cuddy: Pain happens when you care. Y-you can't love someone without making yourself open to their problems, their fears. And you're not willing to do that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dr. Chase: Do you want me to quote from First Corinthians? 'Cause I can do that.
Dr. Cuddy: As a Jew, I'm gonna have to decline that offer.
Dr. Chase: Don't know what you're missing. St. Paul was really on his game.
• Rating: Unrated
Julia: And House is cool with this? I mean, you guys...
Dr. Cuddy: We've only been together a few months.
Julia: Hmm. Seems like a lot longer. Probably because you've been talking about him for ten years. And by talking, I mean ranting about wanting to smash his teeth in with a stapler for being such a jerk.
Dr. Cuddy: People change.
• Rating: Unrated
Dr. Cuddy: Did you actually wake up early and hide under the bed just to scare the crap outta me?
House: Set an alarm and everything.
Dr. Cuddy: It's like dating a ten-year-old.
House: God, I hope not.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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