Jane: Do you think if I tracked him down in Florida and forced myself to watch him snuggle with his slutty blonde girlfriend I wouldn't miss him so much?
Maura: No. What makes you think she's blonde?
Jane: They're always blonde.

Maura: He can't get away with this.
Korsak: I would have said that yesterday. I'm not so sure about today.

Hope: What can I do?
Maura: Go back 37 years and sleep with a different man.

You made a bargain with the devil and it has come due.

Jane: Did he just look at my boobs?
Maura: 47% of men look at a woman's breasts during a conversation.

You're a very good detective and a very good person, once you've had your coffee.

Jane: I hate you.
Maura: You don't hate me, you just hate feeling vulnerable.

Raphael's even sexier half naked.

That's a cruel irony. Drivers Ed teacher dies in a hit and run.

Maura: I just keep forgetting that Cailin had a kidney transplant.
Jane: How can you forget, it's your kidney?

Maura: You presented a unique challenge to someone like Charles Hoyt.
Jane: So you're saying it's a compliment that he tried to kill me?

Dr. Nolan: 4% of the population is either sociopaths or psychopaths.
Maura: Luckily they aren't all serial killers.