I'd love bunny pancakes.

Eighteenth century beer sucks.

Jane: I hate it when you drive.
Maura: I hate it more when you undress and drive.

Your dress is a real booty call magnet. I got hit on twice, by women.

Those boots are fashion homicide.

Maura: Chimpanzees do that.
Jane: Do what?
Maura: Grab their crotches. It's a sign of aggression.

Jane: Well, that was a long day.
Maura: Because it started yesterday.

Jane: I am never getting married or having children.
Maura: Do you think that can protect you?

Jane: He's kind of like a bedbug.
Maura: Hard to eradicate.

Maura: I just wanted to sleep with him. If only he didn't talk.
Jane: Or have a face licking fetish.

Giovanni: You like Italian?
Maura: I love Italians.

A stomach's contents are like somebody's grocery bag. They're so revealing. It's my favorite part.

Rizzoli & Isles Quotes

Maura: You still have pain?
Jane: No, I just like saying ow.

Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.