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Nurse-jackie

Coop: Am I being traded in?
O'Hara: Not at all.

Oh my god it looks like Narnia.

O'Hara: He's not the father.
Nurse: You already told me.

I'm toning my uterus.

Jackie: Do you know who the father is?
O'Hara: No. I want it to be a surprise.

You know where to find me if things start to get pear-shaped.

Jackie: I did a bad thing and I need your help.
O'Hara: ... well done. And shame on you.

You broke my heart, Jackie.

O'Hara: If you and Kevin die in a fiery plane crash, they will be mine.
Jackie: We don't get away much.
O'Hara: So let me pay for a trip!

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