Favorite Eleanor O'Hara Quotes
O'Hara: If you and Kevin die in a fiery plane crash, they will be mine.
Jackie: We don't get away much.
O'Hara: So let me pay for a trip!
You know where to find me if things start to get pear-shaped.
Jackie: Do you know who the father is?
O'Hara: No. I want it to be a surprise.
I'm toning my uterus.
O'Hara: He's not the father.
Nurse: You already told me.
Oh my god it looks like Narnia.
Coop: Am I being traded in?
O'Hara: Not at all.
Dr. O'Hara: Okay, hypothetical.
Jackie: Go.
Dr. O'Hara: Eddie and your husband decide to become friends.
Jackie: You know what...
Dr. O'Hara: Not finished. Eddie and your husband become friends and the Titanic is sinking and only one of them gets to survive. Which one?
Jackie: You know, you're really a very mean-spirited woman.
O'Hara: I think of you like a sister.
Jackie: Think again.
O'Hara : Do we think Zoey got her pipes cleaned?
Jackie: That's like seeing Santa naked. It's not right.
If you wanna avoid people from your past, I recommend moving to another country. Worked for me.
You are many things, Jacks. Useless is not one of them.
