Elliot Reid Quotes
Season 9, Episode 9: "Our Stuff Gets Real"
Elliot: Turk also said that Knight Rider is a documentary.
J.D.: It's based on fact, everyone knows that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Elliot: Let's just avoid the breast region. They're big, but they are not for touching - too sore. And let's just avoid the thighs; they sort of feel like memory foam, they leave a hand print. And I have the elbows of a 75 year old black man.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Elliot: What is that?
J.D.: It's our baby's crib.
Elliot: It looks like a trap. You trying to catch someone else's baby?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 7: "Our White Coats"
Elliot: You need my pregnancy boobs for this one. If I could give up five years to keep these bad boys I would. As long as I had a guarantee I'd live into my eighties.
Denise: Yeah, you should bring that up to God when he grants you your magic boobs.
Elliot: Only in my head it wasn't God, it was a genie.
• Rating: Unrated
Elliot: I would never give birth under a tree, although JD and I did conceive this baby under one. It was a Christmas tree. Not in our house. It was still on the lot. We made a lot of Christians uncomfortable that day.
Lucy: I once got felt up in a pumpkin patch.
Elliot: Don't you just love the holidays?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 6: "Our New Girl-Bro"
Elliot: I've learned two things since I've been pregnant: ketchup on cereal is delicious and sometimes you need to be selfish.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kate: Don't you think think you should disinfect the area first?
Elliot: Good catch, Kate. What do you think, should we wipe away all the deadly bacteria or should we do this Civil War era style?
• Rating: Unrated
Elliot: Hey crazy swim suit lady. What are you doing?
Lucy: Volunteering at physical therapy. I'm stretching Mr. Beagle's hamstring.
Elliot: Stop, he'll be fine.
Lucy: How do you know?
Elliot: He works at the gift shop
Kevin: You get what you can get. The baby isn't mine, is it?
Elliot: Get out, Kevin.
• Rating: Unrated
Lucy: Morning sunshine. You look rested. Wow, and making time for the paper, that must be nice. Later you munch.
Elliot: Did she call me a butt munch?
Drew: She didn't use the word munch, but I can't think of any other prominent type of munch, so yeah I think she called you a butt munch.
• Rating: Unrated
Elliot: The chops are awesome. I pounded down eleven them, gristle and all. And I'm a vegetarian. But the baby? Carnivore.
• Rating: Unrated
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