Favorite Emerson Cod Quotes
I suppose I could pay my bills with blind kids' smiles. But their money is a lot easier.
I mean it's a broad generalization, but my guess is that an attractive man who makes pies for a living shouldn't even spend a short amount of time in prison.
We are giant, enormous idiots. And don't you say "gi-normous" because that ain't a word
Emerson: You don't know nothing about about her, except she had soft lips when she was 10.
Ned: That should be enough.
Emerson: (panicking) Can't this car go any faster?!
Chuck: Some car of the future this is!
Ned: I thought cars of the future were supposed to fly! What the hell happened to flying cars
Dead people don't talk... usually.
If I wanted to mingle with a bunch of geeks wearing leotards, I'd have stayed in art school.
Hand up!
(about Lefty) That one-armed bitch was speedy
Ned: What did you say it was, besides mysterious?
Emerson: I have not yet expressed my opinion.
Ned: Would you care to express it now?
Emerson: My opinion is you need to take a coupon for this conversation and redeem it at another date.
Ned: I want to use my coupon now.
Emerson: Redeem it tomorrow. There's somebody in the county fridge you need to talk to.
Ned: Why are you still talking?
Emerson: I'm rippin' off the Bandaid!
Ned: I'm not a ripper, I pull up a corner a little at a time and then run it under warm water and I pull it up a little more. It's a process.
Chuck: You won't even know I'm here.
Emerson: 'Cause you're leaving?
Chuck: No.
