You get to act like a total snotrag because Mommy and Daddy have a safety net of cash to catch your fall.

Spencer: Senior year is supposed to be best year of life, did you know that it?
Emily: Yeah, if you survive it.

There's this thing called a double date, and it's what you do with your friends when you can actually be seen in public with the person you're going out with.

You what to know what I think? I think you're lucky that we're not beating the crap out of you.

Cars don't float. If they did, pilgrims would have driven here.

You're suppose to stop her from doing stupid things like this, not help.

George Washington has dreadlocks on like half my tips.

Emily: Sometimes things look bad, and they're really not. Sometimes there's another explanation for what's going on.
Spencer: And what if that explanation is even worse?

Spencer: Is she threatening to cut your face off?
Emily: Or throw acid at her.
Hanna: You guys, come on.

Three against one, A wins.

Lying to Toby is like lying to the Dalai Lama.

Aria: What should wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister.

Cece

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison