We've got a problem. They're doing all our numbers - the kids are completely freaking out. Artie keeps ramming himself into the wall and I'm pretty sure Jacob will just wet himself.

Ken has a lot of flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday.

Sometimes things sound a lot different coming from a peer, even if that peer is as annoying as Rachel.

The wedding was gonna be in Hawaii but they told me I couldn't bring my own fruit.

If we were to rank crushable teachers in this school, you'd be number-one with a bullet.

Emma: Ken has convinced me we need to at least be in the same room when the marriage is certified.
Ken: What can I say? I'm a traditionalist.

Will is a good man. He's kind and he's generous and he deserves a lot better than you.

Youv'e got a little mustard in your cute Kirk Douglas chin dimple.

Emnma

I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.

Rachel: Think we can win Regionals without Rachel?
Emma: Remember the Jamaican bobsled team? Big longshots!

The critics said Van Halen was dead when David Lee Roth quit. But the hit single "Right Now" proved them wrong.

They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Just look at John Stamos.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt