Foreman: You're stealing this guy's oxygen!
House: There's oxygen everywhere.

Chase: It's time to step out of the shadow.
Foreman: It's about time

Let me know if you need anything. Like a transfer.

Foreman: We have a problem.
Wilson: Does it limp?

Foreman: How many of those have you had today?
House: I don't know. Is your "mother" a number?

Cuddy: It's a privacy curtain.
Foreman: Wasn't working.

Foreman: You forgot about the fourth symptom: being absolutely crazy.

You're reading subtext into my silence?

Foreman: House thinks I'm a robot. You think I'm a wuss?
Chase: No, no, no, no. I think you're repressed.

He claims he can swear off sex indefinitely. Also claims that I am a boiling cauldron of repressed rage.

Foreman: You think I'm repressed too?
Taub: I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.

Chase: What's with the sudden interest in her future?
House: You know, a blacksmith who spends as much time hammering out a new blade from raw Jello, he's curious about who ends up wielding it.
Foreman: no reason to be curious unless you're interested in wielding it yourself.

House Quotes

Do you know what bisexual means? It doesn't mean you have sex with two people at once.

Thirteen

You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

House