Foreman: You're stealing this guy's oxygen!
House: There's oxygen everywhere.

Chase: It's time to step out of the shadow.
Foreman: It's about time

Let me know if you need anything. Like a transfer.

Foreman: We have a problem.
Wilson: Does it limp?

Foreman: How many of those have you had today?
House: I don't know. Is your "mother" a number?

Cuddy: It's a privacy curtain.
Foreman: Wasn't working.

Foreman: You forgot about the fourth symptom: being absolutely crazy.

You're reading subtext into my silence?

Foreman: House thinks I'm a robot. You think I'm a wuss?
Chase: No, no, no, no. I think you're repressed.

He claims he can swear off sex indefinitely. Also claims that I am a boiling cauldron of repressed rage.

Foreman: You think I'm repressed too?
Taub: I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.

Chase: What's with the sudden interest in her future?
House: You know, a blacksmith who spends as much time hammering out a new blade from raw Jello, he's curious about who ends up wielding it.
Foreman: no reason to be curious unless you're interested in wielding it yourself.

House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.


You save earwax.

Taub (to the patient)