House

Eric Foreman Quotes

Foreman: We have a problem.
Wilson: Does it limp?
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Foreman: How many of those have you had today?
House: I don't know. Is your "mother" a number?
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Cuddy: It's a privacy curtain.
Foreman: Wasn't working.
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Foreman: You forgot about the fourth symptom: being absolutely crazy.
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Foreman: You're reading subtext into my silence?
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Foreman: House thinks I'm a robot. You think I'm a wuss?
Chase: No, no, no, no. I think you're repressed.
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Foreman: He claims he can swear off sex indefinitely. Also claims that I am a boiling cauldron of repressed rage.
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Foreman: You think I'm repressed too?
Taub: I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.
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Chase: What's with the sudden interest in her future?
House: You know, a blacksmith who spends as much time hammering out a new blade from raw Jello, he's curious about who ends up wielding it.
Foreman: no reason to be curious unless you're interested in wielding it yourself.
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Masters: And why are they doing this?
Foreman: The place they bought them only had one pig.
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