Favorite Eric Foreman Quotes
House: Black guy campaigning for the opposition? Does Obama know about this?
Dr. Foreman: I tried calling him on the brother hotline. He didn't pick up.
Cameron: You know how House feels about people touching his ball.
Foreman: No, Chase refuses to tell me.
Dr. Foreman: Notice anything odd about the shape of the fluid collection?
House: Oh, God, it's... the Virgin Mary.
Foreman: How many of those have you had today?
House: I don't know. Is your "mother" a number?
Dr. Foreman: I assume you're planning on screwing it up so you want to maximize witnesses.
House: Why does everyone go to that?
Dr. Foreman: Experience.
House: Shut up.
Foreman: You think I'm repressed too?
Taub: I think you're in danger of being dissolved by your own stomach acids.
Taub: He's doggy padding in the sea of misery. I remember what that was like.
Foreman: Yeah? How far back did you go for that memory? Last night?
Masters: And why are they doing this?
Foreman: The place they bought them only had one pig.
Dr. Foreman: I brought you a doughnut. The florist was closed.
Thirteen: I'll get a vase and put it in water.
Dr. Foreman: You were right about the heart. Should have listened to you.
House: The correct phrasing would be, "I should always listen to you."
Let me know if you need anything. Like a transfer.
Foreman: We have a problem.
Wilson: Does it limp?
