Cameron: You know how House feels about people touching his ball.
Foreman: No, Chase refuses to tell me.

Foreman: I feel like Tom Brady's back-up.
Thirteen: Tom Brady's back-up now makes $10 million.

Taub: How did so many people get my personal email?
Foreman: The Internet is a magical place.

Dr. Foreman: I brought you a doughnut. The florist was closed.
Thirteen: I'll get a vase and put it in water.

Foreman: You two are both competent and I know we can work together.
Chase: You really know how to woo.

I'd stand outside your apartment all night and hold a boom box, except you told me you hate 80's music.

Dr. Foreman: Notice anything odd about the shape of the fluid collection?
House: Oh, God, it's... the Virgin Mary.

Foreman: You can't perform an autopsy without a medical license.
House: Really? Because I don't think there's anything we could screw up that we haven't already screwed up.

House: This envelope is oddly medical license-shaped.
Dr. Foreman: House is back in charge. We get to treat a porn star.

I've known my brother for over 30 years. You haven't even known him a day.

Mom and dad gave you a chance... and a second... and a third. I'm not about to give you a 54th.

Dr. Cameron: House doesn't believe in pretense. Figures life's too short and too painful. So he just says that he thinks.
Dr. Foreman: "I say what I think" is just another way of saying "I'm an assho"...

House Quotes

Dr. Cameron: House doesn't believe in pretense. Figures life's too short and too painful. So he just says that he thinks.
Dr. Foreman: "I say what I think" is just another way of saying "I'm an assho"...

(about House) The son of a bitch is the best doctor we have.

Dr. Cuddy