Eric Forman Quotes
Red: You were screwing around. You backed into a hydrant. I can see the paint marks!
Eric: No! And by no I mean exactly. But it wasn't my fault sir, Kelso was giving me a...
Red: A what?
Eric: Kelso was giving me a purple-nurple. It's when you grab someone's nipple through their shirt and twist it really hard... until it becomes purple.
Kitty: Honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, um, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?
Eric: Donna's Italian.
Hyde: So what'd you get?
Eric: ID bracelet.
Hyde: Cool. Your name on it?
Eric: Yeah. What'd you get?
(Hyde opens his gift)
Hyde: Tube socks.
Eric: Good! I mean... Tube socks are good.
Ah, come on, Hyde, did you have to write your name in the snow so close to the tree?
(Donna is reaching up to trim the top of the Christmas tree)
Donna: Guys, how does that look?
(Hyde and Eric look at Donna's butt)
Hyde: That's great.
Eric: Yeah, that's fabulous, great.
Red: I want you to pick out this year's tree. And whatever you don't spend, you can use for your party.
Eric: Look, Dad, you know how much I hate haggling with those tree...
Red: Haggling is part of being an adult. Here's 40 dollars.
Eric: I want 50.
Red: Knock it off!
Donna: Where's Buddy?
Eric: Oh, Buddy! Um. Well, Buddy got busy, so...
Jackie: I mean, I'm sure he has a lot to do. He is "popular."
Fez: Yes and so obviously gay!
Jackie: Buddy is not gay!
Kelso: Please, Fez. That's just stupid! If Buddy was gay he would have been all over me!
Eric: Are you gay?!
Buddy: No, I'm not gay!
Eric: But you just kissed me!
Buddy: ...Okay, I'm gay.
(asking why Buddy thinks he's gay)
Eric: Well, why would you think that?
Buddy: Cause we've been spending so much time together...
Eric: Because we're friends! I'm... I've been friends with Hyde for years and I never put the moves on him.
Hyde: So, Forman? Now that the scary kids are gone, is Buddy gay?
Eric: Well, I don't think it's really my place to...
Hyde and Donna: He's gay.
Fez: Goodbye, Eric, I am going home now.
Eric: No, Fez! You haven't met grandma!
Fez: Oh, hello, grandma! (He sees her feet) Oh! In my village we worship feet. And these dogs are a holy treasure.
Donna (to Jackie and Kelso): Finally. Where have you guys been?
Kelso: We had to look for the paper, and eat, and then some stuff happened, you know.
Eric: Your shirt's on inside out.
Kelso: Yeah, that's the stuff.
