You're going to invite me in so I can protect you. Or have passionate, primal sex with you. Or how about both?

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Eric: I KNOW I'm a vampire, Snookie.
Sookie: It's SOOKIE!

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Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer

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Please don't take this wrong way Sookie, but shut up.

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If you two are done eye-f*%king each other, can we go?

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We fight like siblings, but we fu-k like champions.

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Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!

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Let's go, RuPaul.

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Sookie: Doing this? For the last six hours?!
Eric: You seemed surprised. Is Bill's stamina not enough?

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Pam: It can't end this quickly.
Eric: Everything ends. Even the immortals.

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Who would you refer to trust? A politician or a vampire?

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Never! You Bible banging cu-ts.

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