True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite Eric Northman Quotes
I enjoy a good head-ripping as much as any vampire, but in this case it might be wise to consider the value of the heads in question.
Eric: You know you have feelings for me.
Sookie: Ewww.
Eric: The streets can be dangerous at this hour. A lady should really be more careful.
Pam: If I meet a lady, I'll let her know.
Eric: You really believe he is trustworthy?
Sookie: All I know is I sure as hell can't trust you.
Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie : Are you kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it.
Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.
FUCK THE AUTHORITY! The Magister's words, verbatim.
I got your rug all wet.
Go fu-k yourself Nora.
Lafayette: Make me a vampire.
Eric: I beg your pardon?
Lafayette: You can put me to work in the bar...I'm a good dancer you've seen it on my site. (Eric walks around to him) Shit, I'd get up there and I'd move Earth and Heaven go-go style.
Eric: You are aware there's a gaping hole in your leg? You're damaged goods.
Lafayette: Not if you turn me. I'd be good as ever. Look I...I'm already a person of poor moral character. So, I hit the ground running and I damn near glamour people already. Gimme what ya'll got...not only will I be a bad-ass vampire, but I'd be your bad-ass vampire
Godric: Father, brother, son... Let me go.
Eric: I won't let you die alone.
It's strange to miss someone you don't remember.
