Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.

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• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

If I meet the true death without at least kissing you, Sookie Stackhouse, that will be my biggest regret.

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• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Bill: We were in the presence of God.
Eric: We were high as fuc-ing kites.

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• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Eric: Bill Compton is no Godric.
Sookie: But he's everything to me.

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• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Pull over...pleeeease.

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• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Talbot: I'm bored. Take off your clothes.
Eric: A little privacy?

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• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

New York City smells like pee and the people are rude.

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• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

If the humans want war, we'll give them war.

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• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

I would never harm you.

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• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

With all respect, I did not report Russell Edgington to you because I want him to die at my own hands.

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• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Please, I'm a thousand years older than you. Put your baby fangs away before you piss me off.

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• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

The other Eric is still here.

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• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0