Popular Eric van der Woodsen Quotes
Blair: She can't get away with this.
Eric: She won't.
Eric: Let it go, Jenny! It's over!
Jenny: That's what Blair thinks.
Eric: I promise, I'll never speak to her again ...
Jonathan: It's not about Jenny. It's about who you've become. I liked you because you were different from everyone else. You were smart, and you didn't need to prove anything to anyone. But now? I'm sorry, Eric, but it's over.
Don't worry. The next time we take Jenny down it will be for real.
Sorry Rufus, but you can't really blame her. Our Thanksgivings usually end with french fries in a diner and someone being in a mental institution.
Jenny: Apparently you sabotaged me at Cotillion.
Eric: Excuse me?
Jenny: What? You don't have anything to say to me?
Eric: Your sweet potatoes are bland.
Jenny: So, what, you hate me, but you've been pretending to be my friend the whole time?
Eric: That's pretty much it, yeah.
Jenny: I wouldn't have had to do it if it weren't for your smear campaign against me.
Eric: Which you totally deserved.
Jenny: Truce?
If you don't want to be a part of this family, no one is forcing you to stay.
That's their biggest secret? I was expecting something a little bit more American Psycho. Not stabbing a homeless man, but at least feeding a cat to an ATM.
Serena: Hey, why are you guys eating? I thought we were going to Sarabeth's.
Eric: Ah, we decided we could spread out better here. There's more room to work.
Serena: On what, your calculus homework?
Eric: Your love life. It's a little something called "Dan vs. Nate". We're here to help.
Elliot: And we brought protractors.
Eric: Do we have relatives I don't know about?
Rufus: It's always a possibility.
