Oh, she's going down!

Silver [after discovering Adrianna's tap water trickery]

You had a bad day. You almost put Emily through a vending machine.

Silver [to Annie]

Teddy: Did he just hit on me?
Silver: Good things are going to start happening to Teddy.

I can't do this. I'm the other woman. I'm a cheater and a liar. And your iguana is touching me.

What you should be sorry for is turning into such a vain, self-absorbed bitch that none of us can stand to be around you.

Silver [to Adrianna]

Naomi: I wanna put the blue wet suit between the other two and make a sandwich.
Silver: Naomi, you're drooling.

Naomi: Write, 'I wanna meet you at the hotel so we can get naked and nasty all night long.'
Silver: Naomi, we have to be subtle.
Naomi Right. Lose 'all night long.'

Teddy: I just got frustrated.
Silver: I get frustrated, too, sometimes, but I don't turn into a homophobic jerk.

Way less glitter on the word "breasts." It just feels weird.

Adrianna: He's been giving me Zoolander all morning.
Silver: I was afraid of that.

Mr. Cannon: Everyone needs to hear something nice once in awhile.
Silver: Well, I meant it.

Let's just be grateful I'm using tennis terminology. When we first started dating, I told him to serve a no-hitter.


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.