What does that mean, my loss? It's a person, not a baseball game.

Silver: Is it bad we left the Shiva?
Naomi: They covered all those mirrors, which was just rude.

Silver: I'm so over the Battle of the Bulge.
Naomi: If you were dating Jamie, you would so not be over the Battle of the Bugle.

Silver: Can we talk about something not cancer related?
Teddy: I'm using a new hair product. What do you think?

Teddy: If I didn't know better, I'd think you didn't like me.
Silver: I don't.

You can't decide what kind of relationship I have with my dying mother.

Silver: You did get one thing right, Jackie: you were a terrible mother.

You are Naomi Clark! When someone says you can't have something, you try to have the fired. Which, for the record, I do have a problem with.

Silver: I saw you kiss Teddy at the beach club.
Adrianna: I made a mistake.

You're Naomi Clark. You rule West Bev. Snap your fingers and you could have any man you want.

Naomi: I love the feeling of being on the ocean. It totally turns me on.
Silver: Ewww, Naomi.

Dixon: I was never really myself around you.
Silver: Then it's a good thing we broke up.


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.