Note to self, become a doctor.

Guys, it seemed to me that it lived it's life...like a candle in the wind.

Divya: Here's an idea -- let's have dinner, but absolutely no conversation.
Evan: Yeah, like we're married.

(to Divya) Think about Raj, what would Raj say if he lost you? Or does he have other wives?

Page: Should we buy the country club then?
Evan: I love the fact I can't tell if you're kidding or not.

Hank: Fashion is the vocabulary of kings.
Evan: Then you are wearing some very big words

Divya: That is exactly what a teenage girl sounds like. Maybe you should be watching Twilight.
Evan: Seen it. Team Edward.

(alighting a golf cart) Note to self -- get a car, preferably one with doors.

She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.

I try to kill something every day - even if it's just killing a bug.

Long night? Let me guess you were sleeping with the Enemily again.

Evan: Paige.
Paige: Evan.
Evan: I...love you. Big time.
Paige: I love you too.

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan