Popular Evan Lawson Quotes
April: For the first time in my life, I may actually be in love with a guy and you want me to just relay that info to him through his half-nude, number-crunching, little brother? It's just a bit awkward, don't you think?
Evan: I think... Yeah, that would be a hundred percent socially unacceptable.
Evan: I love ya.
Hank: Like you.
Divya: Tell her it won't take long.
Evan: (in very bad Italian) The clock, it will not last long.
Anyone else dropping by? Some huddled masses? Fagin's band of street urchins?
I'm not going home, he's coming back guaranteed.
You're more than a genius man.
Hank: What's with the Johnny Cash fashion tribute?
Evan: I'm in mourning.
Evan: So we agree to disagree?
Hank: Like we always do.
Hank: Well, I'm ready to leave.
Divya: We just got here.
Evan: You know what? I'm actually with Hank on this one. The average age here is dead.
Hank: Who is that guy Jill's talking to?
Evan: Not you.
Hank: Relax, I wasn't making a move.
Evan: 'Making a move?' You actually just said that?
Hank: I've been out of the game.
Evan: For how long, since the sinking of the Lusitania?
Note to self, become a doctor.
