Evan Lawson Quotes (Page 22)
Season 1, Episode 2: "There Will Be Food"
Hank: Well, I'm ready to leave.
Divya: We just got here.
Evan: You know what? I'm actually with Hank on this one. The average age here is dead.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Evan: You kind of look like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child and that child grew older and got really sick.
• Rating: Unrated
Evan: It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here.
• Rating: Unrated
Evan: I love ya.
Hank: Like you.
• Rating: Unrated
April: For the first time in my life, I may actually be in love with a guy and you want me to just relay that info to him through his half-nude, number-crunching, little brother? It's just a bit awkward, don't you think?
Evan: I think... Yeah, that would be a hundred percent socially unacceptable.
• Rating: Unrated
Evan: Note to self, become a doctor.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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