I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is.

Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch.

Rachel: People just don't like me.
Finn: You might wanna work on that.

I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.

I don't think any one decision makes your life. Unless you invent some sort of zombie virus or something.

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

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Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.

She kind of freaks me out, in a Swim Fan kind of way... and her body is smokin, if you're not into boobs.

Terri: What time do you go to bed?
Finn: I don't know. normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.

We're gonna win. You're gonna lose. Deal with it.

Finn: I'm sleeping with him.
Rachel: So am I.
Finn: This play is weird.
Rachel: That's Mr. Ryerson's favorite line.

I'm gonna do everything I can to be a good father.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.