I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is.

Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch.

Rachel: People just don't like me.
Finn: You might wanna work on that.

I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.

I don't think any one decision makes your life. Unless you invent some sort of zombie virus or something.

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

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Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.

She kind of freaks me out, in a Swim Fan kind of way... and her body is smokin, if you're not into boobs.

Terri: What time do you go to bed?
Finn: I don't know. normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.

We're gonna win. You're gonna lose. Deal with it.

Finn: I'm sleeping with him.
Rachel: So am I.
Finn: This play is weird.
Rachel: That's Mr. Ryerson's favorite line.

I'm gonna do everything I can to be a good father.

Glee Quotes

It takes years to build a good reputation, and only seconds to destroy it.

Will

Getting a thumbs up from him is like getting a thumbs up from Joan and Melissa Rivers.

Tina