I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is.

Mr. Schue, kids are busier than when you went here. We've got homework, and football, teen pregnancy... lunch.

Rachel: People just don't like me.
Finn: You might wanna work on that.

I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.

I don't think any one decision makes your life. Unless you invent some sort of zombie virus or something.

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

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Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.

She kind of freaks me out, in a Swim Fan kind of way... and her body is smokin, if you're not into boobs.

Terri: What time do you go to bed?
Finn: I don't know. normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.

We're gonna win. You're gonna lose. Deal with it.

Finn: I'm sleeping with him.
Rachel: So am I.
Finn: This play is weird.
Rachel: That's Mr. Ryerson's favorite line.

I'm gonna do everything I can to be a good father.

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I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn