Glee

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Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.

I want us to be together, a real couple. I even circled some dates on your crazy calendar.

Brittany: You're a really good dancer.
Finn: Thanks, but my feet weren't really dancing.
Brittany: That was the best part.

I think I'm dating Rachel. At least she sure thinks I am.

Finn: Coach Tanaka pulled a Jessica Simpson: he lost his fiancee, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering.

I did set the season record for being sacked... but we only won one game.

The guys said if I took the Glee club photo, they'd make me choose between a Hitler mustache and buck teeth. And I can't rock either of those looks.

I am a leader. It's who I am. It's who I wanna be.

I'm gonna say this as nice as I can. But you look like a sad clown hooker.

If we're gonna do a song about hair, shouldn't we have more hair?

I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.

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Glee Quotes

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?

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