Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.

I want us to be together, a real couple. I even circled some dates on your crazy calendar.

Brittany: You're a really good dancer.
Finn: Thanks, but my feet weren't really dancing.
Brittany: That was the best part.

I think I'm dating Rachel. At least she sure thinks I am.

Finn: Coach Tanaka pulled a Jessica Simpson: he lost his fiancee, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering.

I did set the season record for being sacked... but we only won one game.

The guys said if I took the Glee club photo, they'd make me choose between a Hitler mustache and buck teeth. And I can't rock either of those looks.

I am a leader. It's who I am. It's who I wanna be.

I'm gonna say this as nice as I can. But you look like a sad clown hooker.

If we're gonna do a song about hair, shouldn't we have more hair?

I have to go. They'll think I'm pooping.

Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.

Glee Quotes

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn

I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn [to Puck]