They choose totally go to Jew church and wear those hats and eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels.

Her boobs aren't that great, but they're still girl boobs and I'd still like to touch them.

When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God. Literally.

I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco.

Finn: They're personifying you.
Rachel: Objecting.

I think that guy just broke up with his girlfriend just so he could stare at you.

Finn: How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore?
Rachel: I kinda like it. I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you got paralyzed.

How can you get caught between the moon and New York City? They're like a hundred miles apart.

Finn: Rachel is what you'd call a controlist.
Rachel: I'm controlling. Controlist isn't a word.

Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.

Terri: I have this compulsive need to crush other people's dreams. Finn: Yeah that's what Mr. Shu said.

We live in Ohio, not New York... or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren't fried.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.