They choose totally go to Jew church and wear those hats and eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels.

Her boobs aren't that great, but they're still girl boobs and I'd still like to touch them.

When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God. Literally.

I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco.

Finn: They're personifying you.
Rachel: Objecting.

I think that guy just broke up with his girlfriend just so he could stare at you.

Finn: How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore?
Rachel: I kinda like it. I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you got paralyzed.

How can you get caught between the moon and New York City? They're like a hundred miles apart.

Finn: Rachel is what you'd call a controlist.
Rachel: I'm controlling. Controlist isn't a word.

Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.

Terri: I have this compulsive need to crush other people's dreams. Finn: Yeah that's what Mr. Shu said.

We live in Ohio, not New York... or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren't fried.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.