They choose totally go to Jew church and wear those hats and eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels.

Her boobs aren't that great, but they're still girl boobs and I'd still like to touch them.

When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God. Literally.

I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco.

Finn: They're personifying you.
Rachel: Objecting.

I think that guy just broke up with his girlfriend just so he could stare at you.

Finn: How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore?
Rachel: I kinda like it. I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you got paralyzed.

How can you get caught between the moon and New York City? They're like a hundred miles apart.

Finn: Rachel is what you'd call a controlist.
Rachel: I'm controlling. Controlist isn't a word.

Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.

Terri: I have this compulsive need to crush other people's dreams. Finn: Yeah that's what Mr. Shu said.

We live in Ohio, not New York... or some other city where people eat vegetables that aren't fried.

Glee Quotes

I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn [to Puck]

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine