It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFrank Reynolds Quotes
Some cocks can't be unsucked.
Frank: We take you to a titty bar and you say no to us. We bring you
to this place with all these juicy dongs and you shut us down. What
team are you playing for?
Dee: Hold on a second, Frank. I think I know what's going on here.
This man has been realigned. He's a 'yestergay'.
Frank: What's a 'yestergay'?
Dee: A lot of gay men bounce around from label to label never finding
their proper gay home. My hunch is that this gentleman has gone from a
twink to a twunk to a twank.
Frank: What's a twunk?
Dee: Twink and a hunk. A Twink with muscles but still hairless.
Frank: So smooth.
Dee: Oh, incredibly smooth. A twank on the other hand, that's no good.
That's a twink and a skank. Essentially a rag doll that's been tossed
around from twink to twunk to bear to otter.
Frank: Wait, wait, wait a minute. What's an otter?
Dee; Subsection of bear. Still hairy but whereas a bear generates his
power through sheer mass alone, the otter generates his power through
extraordinary quickness, cunning, and skill.
Frank [upside down in a trunk]: It's a goddamn booby trap!
Dee: It's not a booby trap, Frank. It's an empty trunk and you fell
into like a Weeble Wobble.
Mac: Frank, where are you? You sound strained.
Frank: I'm stuck in a window over at Pop-Pop's house.
Frank: Who invited the Jew Laywer?
Lawyer: Not Jewish!
Dennis turned out to be a loser.
Get lost bitch!
Look everybody! The Aluminum Monster's back.
Adriano
Charlie: Why are we hanging here?
Frank: Cool kids got us.
It wafted over here. The dead tooth. It stinks.
Black butts are good!
Chinese tourist: How are we supposed to get back to shore?
Frank: That's your problem. Welcome to Philly!
