Captain John turned out to be a goddamned junkie.

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• Added: December 01, 2011

That sounds the tits!

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• Added: December 01, 2011

What the shit is a thunder gun?

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• Added: December 01, 2011

What the shit is going on around here?

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• Added: November 17, 2011

I'm gonna whip this little bitch in the face if she makes a peep.

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• Added: November 10, 2011

Deandra, your breath is dogshit!

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• Added: November 10, 2011

We also got Motley Crue, donkey shows and cake.

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• Added: November 03, 2011

Everybody lies on the internet.

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• Added: November 03, 2011

I'm getting air. You're sucking it all up with your panicking.

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• Added: October 20, 2011

Frank: When it's white people, it's surviving. When it's black people, it's looting.
Dee: No Frank. It's because the white people are stealing bread and the black people are stealing speakers.

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• Added: October 20, 2011

I guess black can crack.

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• Added: October 13, 2011

I immersed myself in the culture. Tasting the cuisine. But mostly doing cocaine.

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• Added: October 13, 2011