Mrs. McCluskey: Gaby, those kids of yours are turning into serial killers before our very eyes.
Gaby: Okay, I'm not going to argue with you because you're sick and totally correct.

I'm always getting my Mexicans confused, which I'm allowed to do because I'm Mexican.

Gaby

My husband's an alcoholic so I can only drink at work.

Gaby

Gaby: You can't dress for church if you want to move the 'merch. You gotta shake the rear to make them buy the gear. You wanna sell some knits, you gotta flash the...
Carlos: Gaby! I got it.

She also has the right to remain horny.

 

Gaby

Do me a favor and wait until I leave to restock the books. I can't cry again today.

Gaby

Carlos: Hey babe, I'm in the middle of something.
Gaby: Obviously not shaving or putting on deodorant. You look like a terrorist.

It's like royal wedding with a hint of slut.

Gaby

You better watch. This phone has a whoop-ass app.

Gaby
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