Gabrielle Solis Quotes
Season 8, Episode 13: "Is This What You Call Love?"
Juanita: First, kissing. Then, get married. Then, he buys me presents.
Gaby: Oh my God, you are my daughter.
Gaby: Wow. Booze, loose morals, and swearing? Too bad, there's no more Bree left.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 11: "Who Can Say What's True?"
Bree: I don't like your accusatory tone.
Gaby: Well, I'd use a different tone, but I'm trying to accuse you of something.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 10: "What's to Discuss, Old Friend"
Gaby: It's a cop funeral. What do you expect... clowns?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 8: "Suspicion Song"
Gaby: It's like a book. Meet Dick and Jane. See Jane kill Dick. See Jane bury Dick. Run, Jane. Run, Jane.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gaby: It's a Mexican hangover cure. It's the only thing I inherited from my family that's actually worth anything.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 7: "Always in Control"
Gaby: When is the last time you brushed your... is this a lollipop?
• Rating: Unrated
Gaby: Which one is the salad fork?
Juanita: What's salad?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 4: "School of Hard Knocks"
Gaby: I'd stay and say hi but that would involve a lot of listening and sad nodding.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gaby: You slow down. Push the kid out and drive off. Why is it so hard?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 3: "Watch While I Revise the World"
Gaby: I can pick locks. Adultery gave me some valuable life skills.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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