Gabrielle Solis Quotes
Season 8, Episode 22: "Give Me the Blame"
Mrs. McCluskey: Gaby, those kids of yours are turning into serial killers before our very eyes.
Gaby: Okay, I'm not going to argue with you because you're sick and totally correct.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 21: "The People Will Hear"
Gaby: I'm always getting my Mexicans confused, which I'm allowed to do because I'm Mexican.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 20: "Lost My Power"
Gaby: My husband's an alcoholic so I can only drink at work.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 19: "With So Little to Be Sure Of"
Gaby: You can't dress for church if you want to move the 'merch. You gotta shake the rear to make them buy the gear. You wanna sell some knits, you gotta flash the...
Carlos: Gaby! I got it.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Gaby: She also has the right to remain horny.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 18: "Any Moment"
Gaby: Do me a favor and wait until I leave to restock the books. I can't cry again today.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 17: "Women and Death"
Carlos: Hey babe, I'm in the middle of something.
Gaby: Obviously not shaving or putting on deodorant. You look like a terrorist.
• Rating: Unrated
Gaby: It's like royal wedding with a hint of slut.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 14: "Get Out of My Life"
Gaby: You better watch. This phone has a whoop-ass app.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 13: "Is This What You Call Love?"
Juanita: First, kissing. Then, get married. Then, he buys me presents.
Gaby: Oh my God, you are my daughter.
Gaby: Wow. Booze, loose morals, and swearing? Too bad, there's no more Bree left.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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