Yeah well. Us is fine because us is amazing.

Chris: I feel like someone's breaking up the band.
Gail: Now that's just silly because we're not a band. But if we were, I would be Yoko. So you all should be celebrating.

About 20 minutes ago you were the muffin man now you look ill.

I have to prove that I'm not some tragic little girl who can't take handle herself.

Now every time you look at me you are going to be reminded of why your fiance died.

Apparently getting kidnapped by a serial killer can make you kind of edgy.

I take it back. Wingtips are terrifying.

Nick: Wanna go back to my place.
Gail: I'm allergic to your cheap sheets, remember?

Who really cares as long as I'm happy.

You can't punish yourself forever. That's my job.

So because I'm a woman I can't possibly be interested in a relationship based solely on sex.

Is it weird that I find the sound of their bickering comforting?