George: We gotta go. We'll be seven minutes early.
Ray: That's hardly a surprise.

Jonathan is this a joke? I've already vaporized two bags of pot.

I've never had anything removed before. I mean like my appendix, tonsils, wisdom teeth. I hold onto everything. I'm like a hoarder I guess, I'm like completely intact.

Richard: Want to get a drink?
George: Sure.

I got that vaporizer you told me about .

Jonathan: George, why are you having an affair with your ex-wife?
George: Because I've never fallen out of loved with her.

I love Orginia and so does our staff.

It's a good thing to stay in the dark about things - it keeps life interesting.

No thank you, I'm still stoned - that was really good pot.

I really don't have an oppinion, I'm too stoned to think, but I'm having a good time.

George - I don't know, I am on marijuana time.

Ray: You smoke pot?
George: Since the 60s.

Bored to Death Quotes

Men face reality. Women don't. That why men need to drink.

George

I've always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Make me think of my childhood.

Jonathon