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I will be right here the entire time.

Money doesn't change people, it just shows them who they are.

Hank: What's he on?!
Emma: Bath salts!

Hank: What's she getting into?
Evan: A chauffeured Bentley.

We buzzkills wouldn’t know anything about that.

I like taking care of people, always have.

You wanted to be a movie star...life was not taking you there.

That's the other amazing think that's happened in your life.

You’re not the fun brother, I’m the fun brother.

It hurts. I hurt.

We have a sister.

Hank: What just happened here?
Evan: I lost my center.

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