With Boris, nothing is as simple as it seems. The last thing I want is to be sucked into a hospital bureaucracy.

I will be right here the entire time.

Money doesn't change people, it just shows them who they are.

Hank: What's he on?!
Emma: Bath salts!

Hank: What's she getting into?
Evan: A chauffeured Bentley.

We buzzkills wouldn’t know anything about that.

I like taking care of people, always have.

You wanted to be a movie star...life was not taking you there.

That's the other amazing think that's happened in your life.

You’re not the fun brother, I’m the fun brother.

It hurts. I hurt.

We have a sister.

Royal Pains Quotes

Stupid body!

Evan

Evan: I'm just gonna say this fast so we can get it over with: you're on it.