Money doesn't change people, it just shows them who they are.

Hank: What's he on?!
Emma: Bath salts!

Hank: What's she getting into?
Evan: A chauffeured Bentley.

We buzzkills wouldn’t know anything about that.

I like taking care of people, always have.

You wanted to be a movie star...life was not taking you there.

That's the other amazing think that's happened in your life.

You’re not the fun brother, I’m the fun brother.

It hurts. I hurt.

We have a sister.

Hank: What just happened here?
Evan: I lost my center.

I am having trouble remembering all the reasons I forgave him.

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan