But can it tell how far she runs?

Evan: I need an Evan
Hank: So hire an Evan
Evan: I think Paige wants to be my Evan.

Hank: Fashion is the vocabulary of kings.
Evan: Then you are wearing some very big words

She wont be working with me - she'll be working under me.

(to Evan) Way to go Einstein. You nailed it again.

Hollister: But people do it all the time on Greys Anatomy.
Hank: Yes , but those people have desperate serious fake medical problems.

Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.

Jill: So how does pizza and a shower sound?
Hank: Like the crust would get soggy.

I get it. Sometimes you have to do something crazy in order to do something wonderful.

Either I make you nervous or you have a neurological disorder.

(to Jill) I miss you too.

I was sent to camp so my parents could argue in private.

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan