Oh, please. I'm all about touching---respectfully.

That's a pretty lame movie of the week you're writing.

Henry: What kind of idiot drives down a public pathway?!
Shawn: Hey, that's my dad. HEY DAD!

You guys gotta get in here! Marlowe’s water just broke!

A national geographic show is happening...I don't think right now is the time for a man to man....

Shawn

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.