Hilda Suarez Quotes (Page 2)
Season 4, Episode 12: "The Passion of the Betty"
Hilda: You see, it's the little things that'll get you. One day Matt is saying 'Miss you much,' and the next day it's 'Pop! Pop!' Murder-suicide.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 3: "The Wiener, the Bun and the Boob"
Hilda: Yah, you have mastered email. Welcome to 1993!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 2: "Blue on Blue"
Hilda: I'm not double-booking haircuts to make money to get you into private school just so you can get rejected 'cause you're too stupid 'cause you skipped public school.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "The Sex Issue"
Justin: Mom, do I really have to go camping with grandpa and Elena?
Hilda: Yes. Elena's nephews are dying to meet you
Betty: ...and they planned the whole thing with you in mind
Justin: If they planned it with me in mind, we'd be at a spa with mud baths and ginger facials
Hilda: You're going! There'll be plenty of mud
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 16: "Things Fall Apart"
Hilda: Momma could use a couple new pairs of shoes, a new hairdryer, maybe some rings..
Betty: Maybe a new nickname that isn't momma?
Hilda: Momma doesn't like your attitude
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 14: "The Courtship of Betty's Father"
Ignacio [referring to Claire]: What an amazing woman
Hila: Yeah if you can get past the booze, the pills, the murder
Justin: Why a biography has not been written about that woman, it's criminal
Ignacio: I'd buy it
• Rating: Unrated
Hilda [to Betty]: How great is Elena? She's like the big sister I never had.. now I know how important I am to you
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 11: "Dress for Success"
Hilda: It's gonna be like my very own Broadway opening
Ignacio: Yea it's like Spring Awakening, Avenue Q, and South Pacific all rolled in to one
Justin: Grandpa nice
Ignacio: Hey I keep up
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 10: "Bad Amanda"
Betty: I can barely pay my rent, oh, which is due tomorrow. I almost forgot.
Hilda: Is juice moocher pitching in?
Betty: Well I've been dropping hints all week
Hilda: Yeah, have you tried, "Where's my rent, bitch?"
Betty: No
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 9: "When Betty Met YETI"
Hilda: You gotta take every advantage you get in this life. When I gotta go to the butcher shop, I put on my tightest tank top and thanks to the pointer sister right here, the meat man puts me in the front of the line.. Is that fair? No. So what? Who cares?
Ignacio: Thank you I can never show my face in that butcher shop again
• Rating: Unrated
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