Hilda Suarez Quotes (Page 5)
Season 1, Episode 19: "Punch Out"
Hilda: Okay, there is no way you are going to her house!
Ignacio: Hilda, I need to meet the lawyer.
Hilda: Yeah, in an office with florescent lights and witnesses...
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 18: "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
Ignacio: I'm starting not to remember the feel of rain, the smell of freshly mowed grass...
Hilda: Papi, we live in Jackson Heights. The grass smells like fried onions.
• Rating: Unrated
Jean: Do you ever talk to your old roommate chuck?
Marc: we weren't that close, we were just poker buddies
Hilda: I'm guessing a lot of hold 'em
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 17: "Icing on the Cake"
[Hilda is doing Constance's hair]
Constance: Are you sure this weave will make me look like Beyonce?
Hilda: Girl, when I'm done, Jay-Z will be ringing your alarm!
Constance: Does your daddy like it up, down, or all around?
Hilda: Yes, we're still talking about hair right?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 16: "Derailed"
Hilda: Justin, honey, don't dance near the guy with his hand under his coat
• Rating: Unrated
Hilda: I promise we'll get you into the city to see Hairspray
Justin: Like you promised me a new Fergus CD, which I still don't have? Come on mom, don't phunk with my heart
• Rating: Unrated
[Hilda is cutting Igancio's hair...]
Hilda: I have to practice.. come on papi you said I could if I gave you a beer
Ignacio: Yeah but you had two
Hilda: I was nervous
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 15: "Brothers"
Hilda: So you really don't care how I dress?
Justin: Well I'm not crazy about the animal prints and you're a little over accessorized. You have your own style, it's cool.
• Rating: Unrated
Bobby's Mom: your a mother, why don't you try looking like it
Hilda: You're a woman, why don't you try looking like that
Justin: Snap!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 14: "I'm Coming Out"
Hilda: Do you know how hard it is for me, Betty? First impressions is all I got. If I don't flirt with the boys and joke with the girls they're gonna realize there's not much behind the tight jeans and low cut top
Betty: That is such crap
Hilda: Well it was worth a shot. Yours had some good stuff.
• Rating: Unrated
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