Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Izzie Stevens Quotes
IZZIE: [to Alex] "Oh no no no... don't don't don't touch that. That was $79 dollars!"
CRISTINA: "Oh my God, I have got to get out of here."
"Plus, her name's Calli! Who is named Calli!? That's not even a real name!"
IZZIE: "You made me burn my french toast."
GEORGE: "You can buy new french toast!"
IZZIE: "What the hell are you doing here?"
ALEX: "Movin' in."
IZZIE: "What?!"
[opens Alex's test scores] "Congratulations, you're not an idiot. Except when you are being an idiot."
"She’s here... my kid. And I’m supposed to go to pediatrics and meet her right now, and... I have thought about this moment, what I would look like, what I would say. But I thought I would be older, more together, more mature. I thought she would be older, and I never thought that she would be sick. Oh God, I don’t know what to do. I don’t know what to do. What do I do?"
Izzie: Callie! Hey. Hi.
Callie: We have to talk.
Izzie: Okay. Umm, about?
Callie: George told me.
Izzie: He told you.
Callie: Everything. Cafeteria, Noon, You and me. Be There.
Alex: Gonna try to get some sleep. I gotta be back to the hospital in six hours.
Izzie: Alex wait. I'm a mess. I'm a frickin' mess and I know that and, I ... you deserve better.
Alex: Stop it. If you don't want to be with me, if this is too much for you right now, it's okay. But you're gonna have to break up with me, because I'm not going anywhere. I can handle the mess. It's up to you.
GEORGE: "I don't think you understand. Me: gonads! You: ovaries!"
IZZIE: [laughing] "That reminds me. We are out of tampons."
GEORGE: "You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear, while I'm naked in the shower!"
IZZIE: "Will you add it to your list, please?"
GEORGE: "What?"
IZZIE: "Tampons!"
MEREDITH: "To the list. It's your turn."
GEORGE: "I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't want to see you in your underwear!"
IZZIE: "It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal."
"Eating is a sport?"
Alex: You stole my surgery!
Izzie: Using me as a doormat is one thing. Screwing with my career is another! I have been wiping your snot and covering your ass for weeks now. And all you've done is abuse me. And for a little while you get to do that because you're heartbroken and pathetic, and I'm a good friend. But it ends now. Get your own surgery and wipe your own snot.
IZZIE: "You're tall."
DENNY: "I know."
