Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Izzie Stevens Quotes
MIRANDA: "How're you feeling, Denny?"
DENNY: "Really, really good. Like an athlete or a superhero or some other really, really healthy person."
IZZIE: "You're funny. You're a funny guy."
MEREDITH: [petting the dog] "Such a good dog! Who's Mommy's good boy?" [looks at Izzie and George] "C'mon, what are you doing? We're gonna be late."
GEORGE: "Um, we need to talk about the dog."
IZZIE: "That's not a dog, this is a hyena that escaped from the zoo and dressed up in a dog's clothing."
GEORGE: "Whatever. I don't chew up his clothes. I don't urinate on his bed. I don't try to mount him from behind."
IZZIE: "Mount you from behind?"
GEORGE: "He tried to."
GEORGE: "Who else did you invite?"
CRISTINA: "Izzie, we said the list was jocks only. Surgery, Trauma, Plastics. Who else?"
IZZIE: "Just some people from Peds."
CRISTINA: "You invited the preschoolers to Meredith’s house. The next thing you’ll say is you invited the shrinks."
IZZIE: [looks away]
CRISTINA [Izzie looks away]: "She invited mental defects. This party’s DOA."
IZZIE: "You do glow."
ALEX: "Like the moon."
MIRANDA: "And you can spend the day in the pit, Karev."
IZZIE: [comes home, sees Meredith drunk] "Holy Mother of Destruction."
MEREDITH: "You missed Doctor Palooza."
IZZIE: "Apparently you didn't."
MEREDITH: "I should probably never speak to you again."
GEORGE: [watches Mer's hookup run out of house] "He's new."
IZZIE: "And I shall name him: Running Guy."
IZZIE: [about Alex] "He's unbelievable. I'm so glad I never slept with him. Which is his loss. Because I'm really good in bed. Mind blowing. Mind-blowingly good in bed."
CRISTINA: "Are you trying to seduce us?"
IZZIE: "And he sleeps with Olivia, instead of me. Olivia?!"
GEORGE: "Hey, I slept with Olivia."
IZZIE: "Well, then you both have bad taste."
Eat the muffin, Mer. Taste the muffin. Remember. The muffin.
IZZIE: "Is it wrong that we're jealous? It's alright to be jealous, right?"
GEORGE: "The fact that we're jealous because they both might die is not a reflection of our character. It's about feeling useless."
IZZIE: "Ineffectual."
GEORGE: "We couldn't even get Meredith out of bed this morning without calling Cristina. How embarrassing is that?"
IZZIE: "You know what I think, George? I think Meredith and Cristina are doers."
GEORGE: "Right. They do. They're doers."
IZZIE: [sees Alex talking to a female employee] "They do. And we.... we watch. We're watchers. We have to become more proactive, George. We have to become doers."
GEORGE: "Fight for what we want."
IZZIE: "It's what we have to do."
GEORGE: "Yeah."
[Izzie gets up and leaves, George hurries after]
GEORGE: "Oh. You mean now. We're starting right now?"
CRISTINA: [to George in dream sequence] "You're smarter than me and have great hair."
MEREDITH: [to George in dream sequence] "I'm in love with you, George. I always have been, and I always will be."
IZZIE: [back to reality] "George, if you keeping clogging up the toilet, you're gonna have to learn how to use a plunger or we're going to make you crap in the yard."
GEORGE: "A shift is a marathon, not a sprint. Eat."
IZZIE: "I can't."
GEORGE: "You should eat something."
IZZIE: "You try eating after performing 17 rectal exams. The Nazi hates me."
GEORGE: "The Nazi's a resident. I have attendings hating me."
You can't blame yourself. Some people are just broken. I guess you just try not to care too much and you can't be disappointed.
Izzie
