The Good Guys
Jack Bailey Quotes
Dan: What's your gut telling you, Jack?
Jack: My gut is car sick.
Dan: We're gonna be the Cops Who Cried Bank... it's a well-known children's story.
Jack: No, it isn't.
Not only do I need to look at your gut. But now I need to listen to it?
Dan: I just want you to know if you're killed or maimed in there, I will take care of Liz and her mom.
Jack: That's the best reason to stay alive I can possibly imagine.
Jack: That part we'll just chalk up to human error.
Liz: That means Dan.
We have reason to believe your brother is alive and well and has stolen the world's ugliest sedan.
Dan: There are no prints on that. I looked.
Jack: Technology has come a long way since "I looked."
Dan: You sure do know a lot about that heroin.
Jack: Thank you.
Dan: We're on the five-yard line. I can feel it tingling in my loins.
Jack: Another good one for the report.
Are you asking me to predict the behavior of a man who uses his service revolver to open a mayonnaise jar?
Dan: Before we go in there, I want you to know I respect you.
Jack: Thanks... oh yeah. Right. You, too.
If this guy is trying to take over the south Dallas drug trade, there's one better to handle it than me. And maybe also Dan.
