Jack Bailey Quotes
Season 1, Episode 7: "Hunches & Heists"
Dan: What's your gut telling you, Jack?
Jack: My gut is car sick.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dan: We're gonna be the Cops Who Cried Bank... it's a well-known children's story.
Jack: No, it isn't.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: Not only do I need to look at your gut. But now I need to listen to it?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 6: "Small Rooms"
Dan: I just want you to know if you're killed or maimed in there, I will take care of Liz and her mom.
Jack: That's the best reason to stay alive I can possibly imagine.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: That part we'll just chalk up to human error.
Liz: That means Dan.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: We have reason to believe your brother is alive and well and has stolen the world's ugliest sedan.
• Rating: Unrated
Dan: There are no prints on that. I looked.
Jack: Technology has come a long way since "I looked."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 5: "$3.52"
Dan: You sure do know a lot about that heroin.
Jack: Thank you.
• Rating: Unrated
Dan: We're on the five-yard line. I can feel it tingling in my loins.
Jack: Another good one for the report.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: Are you asking me to predict the behavior of a man who uses his service revolver to open a mayonnaise jar?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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