The Good Guys

The Good Guys Quotes

Season 1 Episode 7: "Hunches & Heists"

Dan: What's your gut telling you, Jack?
Jack: My gut is car sick.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: We're gonna be the Cops Who Cried Bank... it's a well-known children's story.
Jack: No, it isn't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Dammit! This shirt was supposed to last me another six weeks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: If I could make myself less attractive to hot, young women, don't you think I'd do it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: I gotta up my cardio.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: That guy's not a metal worker. He's a ninja. A ninja named Tommy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Co-worker: Why are you wearing a wifebeater?
Dan: My shirt's undergoing some minor repairs. Sauce-related repairs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Not only do I need to look at your gut. But now I need to listen to it?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 6: "Small Rooms"

Dan: I just want you to know if you're killed or maimed in there, I will take care of Liz and her mom.
Jack: That's the best reason to stay alive I can possibly imagine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: How am I supposed to keep you in the loop? Half the time I don't even know what I'm gonna do?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: That part we'll just chalk up to human error.
Liz: That means Dan.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: What if Ruiz finds out?
Dan: She's either applaud our initiative, or suspend us. Either way, we get some fresh air.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: We have reason to believe your brother is alive and well and has stolen the world's ugliest sedan.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: There are no prints on that. I looked.
Jack: Technology has come a long way since "I looked."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: This is why I hate small rooms!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 5: "$3.52"

Dan: You sure do know a lot about that heroin.
Jack: Thank you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: We're on the five-yard line. I can feel it tingling in my loins.
Jack: Another good one for the report.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Are you asking me to predict the behavior of a man who uses his service revolver to open a mayonnaise jar?
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Dan: Am I under oath?
Liz: Yes, I'd appreciate it if you stopped asking that question.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 4: "The Dim Knight"

Dan: You ever need cops, you come straight to property crimes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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