Jack Carter Quotes
Zoe: Dad? Did you just see?
Jack: Yeah, I'll deal with that tomorrow.
Allison: we wouldn't be here without you.
Jack: As much as I like to complain, there's no place I'd rather be.
Allison: You sure?
Jack: Without a doubt.
Allison: Good, because I really like our baby to be born here. I'm pregnant. You're going to be a daddy again Jack. Can you handle that?
Jack: God, I can't wait.
Trevor: I prefer Dr. Trent Rockwell, sport.
Jack: Seriously. Why did you choose that name?
Trevor: Well, Trevor Grant is so 20th century, don't you think?
Taggert: Get back here.
Jack: Outsmarted you again?
Taggert: His IQ is higher than yours, mate. He's a canine Houdini. Lend us a hand?
Jo: No, I am sorry Tag, we're kindda busy.
Jack: Yeah, aren't you the dog catcher?
Taggert: Biological Containment Specialist.
Parrish: Now if you will excuse me, it's quarter to Isaac time.
Jack: Wait? It's what?
Parrish: I am going to the GD spa for cucumber facial and seaweed body wrap. I have job interviews on Monday and I want to look as good as I feel, I've earned it.
Parrish: Sheriff, Ms. Lupo. Are you here to assist me with the move?
Jack: Actually we are here to see if you are trying to stop it.
Jo: When it comes to disgruntle employees, you're sort of top of the list.
Parrish: Oh on the contrary. I am fully gruntled. Global Dynamics hasn't appreciated my talents. Now that I am a free agent, the world is my oyster.
Jack: Not to interrupt, but WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
Fargo: I think you may have been wormed-holed.
Jack: Wormholes are bad. What did you do?
Fargo: Nothing. I just activated my strong force amplifier.
Jack: You ok?
Jack: I gotta kick my ass.
Carter: Game over
Jack: I really hate myself sometimes.
Fargo: Clicker! Who says you're not "sciency"
Jack: Almost everybody.
Fargo: The good news is that the cloud is stabilizing and only equipment is being effected.
Jack: Oh, a few more hours of bladder control... I'll take it!
Jo: Smart Dust?
Jack: Not so smart anymore.