Eureka

Jack Carter Quotes

Jack: You call that 5 minutes?
Andy: 4 mins 32 seconds actually, I bet time crawls by when your sinking to your doom.
Jack: mmmmm fair point, why don't we get me out of the quicksand then!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Is it just me, or are you getting a crazy sense of déjà vu.
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Jo: Playing dumb just makes it worst.
Jack: Playing dumb? I AM dumb.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Henry: It looks like a liquid nitrogen valve ruptured causing a BLEVE
Jack: Is that French for "Blizzard"
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Fargo: My Office dropped into the bunker.
Larry: Evacuation protocols kicked in early.
Jack: Bad time for premature evacuation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Allison: I need you to stay perfectly still and no talking unless I tell you too.
Jack: Ok, no moving around while your tooling around in my brain; fair, that's fair.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zane: If you're at my place, then you're in my body.
Jack: Yep! You went a little nuts with the hair trimmer don't ya think?
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Fargo: I was in here playing laser tag in my body, the next thing I knew I was in you!
Jack: Never phrase it that way again.
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Warren: In case things don't go well, Sheriff I will need you to handle the redactions.
Jack: That doesn't sound "breezy"
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Vincent: Zane forgot his sunglasses
Jack: Oh, I will take them to him [picks up sunglasses] Wow, nice shades Ponch!
 • Rating: Unrated

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