Jack Carter Quotes (Page 3)
Season 5, Episode 9: "Smarter Carter"
Jack: Uncle [being strangled by robotic legs]
Allison: Jack. This is my... brother. Marcus
Jack: Of course he is
Marcus: Nice gams, sheriff.
Jack: Welcome to Eureka.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: Something got your hard drive in a quarry boss?
Jack: Allison's brother is coming to town. I think he's checking up on the schlub his sister married.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: What's the deal with your uncle?
Kevin: He's just sort of prejudice.
Jack: Against WHITE people?
Kevin: No, against dumb people - no offense.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 8: "In Too Deep"
Henry: May I present Doctor and Mister Jack Carter!
Allison: Jack, we're married
Jack: How's it feel?
Allison: Wet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Allison: What are we doing?
Jack: Is that a trick question, I'm not that bright.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Allison: What do you think I go around comparing your IQ to my previous husbands?
Jack: I do now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Ok, I was expecting something worse.
Allison: It fried the power and communications
Jack: Now what?
Allison: We drift to the bottom of the lake.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: Do you know how Fargo's been living on my couch and spending every second with his sort of dead girlfriend, it's not healthy. So I'm wondering in your lovable and tactful way maybe......
Andy: Kick'em to the curb?
Jack: Glad we understand each other.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 7: "Ex-Machina"
Jack: I vote we stop it, lots of buttons! Lots of buttons!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Henry: You might want to keep your hands in your pockets
Jack: Great safety tip
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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