Favorite Jack Carter Quotes
Jack: Ali, my first marriage failed because I didn't put down roots. That's not going to happen this time [takes out two wedding rings]
Allison: You put a lot of thought into this.
Jack: Yeah
Allison: Jack, your perfect.
Nothing says good morning like a jar of cow.
[answers phone] Hey Andy, let me guess a quantum run-away something or other... Someone what? I'll be right there..[hangs up the phone] someone robbed A BANK! Yeaaaaaaah!
Zane: You saw her naked.
Jack: What are you six?
Henry: The experiments are unorthodoxed.
Jack: Lab-rat Carter at your service, count me in
Jack: Do you know how Fargo's been living on my couch and spending every second with his sort of dead girlfriend, it's not healthy. So I'm wondering in your lovable and tactful way maybe......
Andy: Kick'em to the curb?
Jack: Glad we understand each other.
Allison: What are we doing?
Jack: Is that a trick question, I'm not that bright.
Allison, for the first time I fit in. I don't want to go back to being the dumb ol'sheriff.
Jo: Is that...
Allison: Fargo.
Jack: Yeah, this is going to go well.
Henry: You might want to keep your hands in your pockets
Jack: Great safety tip
Jo: Smart Dust?
Jack: Not so smart anymore.
Zane: If you're at my place, then you're in my body.
Jack: Yep! You went a little nuts with the hair trimmer don't ya think?
