Jackie Burkhart Quotes
Jackie: I can't believe you, Michael.
Kelso: What?
Jackie: You can't just maul me in front of my father!
Kelso: I bet he didn't even notice.
Jackie: He yelled at you to stop it.
Kelso: I thought he was yelling at you.
Jackie: Look, Michael Kelso and I have made beautiful love.
Donna: Eew! I mean,... no, eew!
Hyde: Look, Jackie, I know this girl, right, and I want to get her a Christmas present.
Jackie: Oh my god, it's Donna!
Hyde: It's not Donna.
Jackie: Okay, it's not Donna. So, how much do you have to spend?
Hyde: Six dollars.
Jackie: You don't deserve a girl like Donna for six dollars!
Hyde: I'm not trying to get Donna!
Jackie: Good, 'cause you won't for six dollars.
Kelso: I miss Eric.
Jackie: Well, you still have me.
Kelso: It's not the same Jackie! I can talk to Eric about things thatthat I can't talk about with you.
Jackie: Ok, well like what.
Kelso: Well, for instance, the annoying things that you do.
Donna: Where's Buddy?
Eric: Oh, Buddy! Um. Well, Buddy got busy, so...
Jackie: I mean, I'm sure he has a lot to do. He is "popular."
Fez: Yes and so obviously gay!
Jackie: Buddy is not gay!
Kelso: Please, Fez. That's just stupid! If Buddy was gay he would have been all over me!
Jackie: Donna! Stairs are not gonna stop a high school horndog. Barbed wire will not stop a high school horndog. A wall of fire will not stop a high--
Donna: Jackie, I get it, I get it.
I understand everybody wants their first makeout to be special, in some place romantic like Ireland or Disney World!
Kelso: Jackie, where'd you go?
Jackie: I had to get something for you to bite on cause I told everyone you were having a seizure!
Why are you guys all sitting on one side of the table, huh?
Kelso: That's Fez. He's a foreign exchange student.
Jackie: Who did we exchange for him?
