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O'Hara: If you and Kevin die in a fiery plane crash, they will be mine.
Jackie: We don't get away much.
O'Hara: So let me pay for a trip!

Jackie: Coffee, banana, Vicodin.
O'Hara: Breakfast of champions.

How am I supposed to help her if everything is a secret?

It's no fun to talk about money when you don't have it.

What can I say? I like being your girl.

For whatever it's worth, it is possible to love more than one person at a time. I love Kevin and I love Eddie. I might love Eddie.

Coop: Surgery is gonna be a breeze.
Jackie: Do not make promises you cannot keep.

Jackie: Shouldn't you be peeing in a cup somewhere?
Sam: Shouldn't you?

You're a fucking bartender! You have no idea what it feels like to be me.

I need some time to figure out if you're the love of my life or a pathological liar.

Zoey: Miracles can happen everyday.
Jackie: Like the day they invented rubbers. Try using them.

Jackie: Caitlin, honey, listen to me: Shut the fuck up.

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Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton
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