Popular Jane Kerkovich-Williams Quotes
Dave is Freddy Krueger-ing us in our dreams...with sex.
Penny: Ever since she's been hanging out with Avi's crew all she eats is pills and powders.
Jane: Sounds like my Vegas diet.
All you're doing is altering his perception of reality. It's the Kerkovich Way.
Let's just say he's one MRI away from a free MRI.
If we didn't want to get caught, we'd have sex at home.
Yeah, that curse should be scared of us because we are a bunch of criminals and sex addicts with terrible judgement and we can ruin anything we put our minds to. And you know what? We're going to ruin that stupid curse.
I'm gonna take a nap, think about it, maybe buzz one out.
Brad get me a new pair of pants, I look like a Turkish Whore master!
Penny: The only people who can get away with being mean are rockstars or brain surgeons or Mr. Phil.
Jane: I think you mean Dr. Phil.
Penny: C'mon it's a PHD. Everybody calm down.
No I'm not pretending I'm pregnant anymore. This is not eighth grade gym class.
Look at me 2 hours ago I wasn't even in this wedding and now I run this bitch.
Drunk Jane loves a good cleaning.
