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Rizzoli-and-isles

Tommy's not the only Rizzoli with a beautiful mind.

Jane: Maura, what are you doing?
Maura: Looking for the oblivion of sleep.

Maura: You slept with Raphael?
Jane: We didn't sleep, Maura.

Jane: I googled you, you know.
Casey: So you know about the sex change.

Maura: I feel very silly.
Jane: You're going to feel even sillier when I push you out with my feet.

Frost: You look a little naked.
Jane: Excuse me.
Frost: I can see your knees

Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.

Maura: You okay?
Jane: What, because I saw my own personal boogie man today? No.

Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.

Jane: I hate it when you drive.
Maura: I hate it more when you undress and drive.

Korsak: You can't do this without your bff?
Jane: Not when she's the chief medical examiner, no.

Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.

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