Favorite Detective Jane Rizzoli Quotes
I'm done watching coffee porn.
Maura: Let's talk about his penis.
Jane: If we must.
He's always eight chess moves ahead. Where do you think you got your IQ points?
You just said the best line to get a woman to take her clothes off.
Jane: Well, that was a long day.
Maura: Because it started yesterday.
Hypothesis confirmed. I would recognize that cheap dye job anywhere.
Maura: Pine scent. It's right where her jacket pocket would be.
Jane: You think she was wearing air freshener?
Jane: He's kind of like a bedbug.
Maura: Hard to eradicate.
I always thought I'd know what to say when the man I love proposed to me.
Maura: I just wish I knew what was causing that pain.
Jane: Again, I'm going with a 40 caliber bullet.
Take your VIP seats. Boston Homicide sits in the nose bleeds.
Maura: Chimpanzees do that.
Jane: Do what?
Maura: Grab their crotches. It's a sign of aggression.
